I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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