i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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