Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
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she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
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I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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