Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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