I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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