I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
