dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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