just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Every concussion has its silver lining
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.