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• (805): View more from California

  NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??

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  He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.

  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  You should probably go find him.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.

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• (909): View more from California

  that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though

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• (904): View more from Florida

  All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Sounds like sex on a twister board.

  (1-541): View more from Oregon

  An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I hate my life now

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