just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
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By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills