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  just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.

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  Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.

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• (315): View more from New York

  i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!

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  Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey

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• (801): View more from Utah

  How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.

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• (310): View more from California

  So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills

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