Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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