I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Will exercising make me less horny?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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