love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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