Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
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I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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