You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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