you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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