I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
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You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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