I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
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I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
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My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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