Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
barbara walters just said penis...
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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