I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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