Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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