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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
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I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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