Umm I'm too high to move.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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