We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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