HIV tests are more positive than that guy
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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