He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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