i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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