You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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I think your husband is breaking up with me...
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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