He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
FUCK WHALES
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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