Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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