please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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