Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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