***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
She said her name was "party"
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
no you cant smoke seaweed
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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