If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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