You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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