Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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