As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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