I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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