You know, be my cock's hype man.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
this is an emotional support booty call
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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