I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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