We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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