You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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