My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
