I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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