I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
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I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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