wat bout pragnant strippers??
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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