Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
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