jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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