How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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