Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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