that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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