Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
why is half of my head shaved?
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