Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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