make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
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Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Two words: nipple clamps
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