to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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